A short novel taken from Wodehouse's play Good Morning, Bill.

The arrival of a golf-ball on green at the eighteenth hole at Bingley-on-Sea after only two strokes sets in motion a train of events to cast men everywhere into despondency. For the striker of the ball is Dr Sally Smith, a girl who is not only a woman doctor but beautiful into the bargain/ The disease of love in its most virulent strain attacks Bill Bannister; confusion sets in everywhere, and only a prescription of Wodehousian wit and humour can save the situation.

Characters

Sir Hugo Drake — Eminent nerve specialist. Bill's uncle and a golf addict.
Dr. Sally Smith — Small, pretty general practitioner. American who loves golf and likes those who work.
William Bannister — Drake's nephew who owns a stock and dairy farm in Hampshire. Falls in love with Sally.
Marie — Mrs. Higginbotham's maid
Lottie Higginbotham — Widow of a millionaire. Formerly married to Squiffy.
(Squiffy Bixby) Lord Tidmouth — Old school chum of Bill's